P.V. Poseur's Commissions
Writing Commissions - Standard Edition
Everything in this bracket will be 100% original with no prompt generators. You choose the fandom (and characters), prompts, tropes, ideas, word count (ex: roughly 1,000 to 2,000 words), and such for me to write about.
- FOR YOUR EYES ONLY: This means that this is for you, and you alone, without me sharing it anywhere online. You can share it online or with your buddies, but it is absolutely required for you to credit me. No exceptions.
- PRICE: $0.01/word (mininum 1,000 words/maximum 5,000 words)
- GHOSTWRITER: This means that you will be able to post this onto your fanfiction accounts, tumblr blogs, website, or whatever without the need of giving me credit in any way, shape, or form.
- PRICE: $0.025/word (mininum 1,000 words/maximum 5,000 words)
Editing Commissions
- CONCRIT: This is short for Constructive Criticism. Long story short, I will read over your work and give you my genuine opinion of the overall thing via the Compliment Sandwich Method. What this means is that I will state what I like, ask questions about things that concern or confuse me, and then end it with a more positive note. If I have absolutely nothing nice to say, then I will refund you 75% of the commission.
- PRICE: $0.03/word (mininum 1,000 words)
Fandoms I'm Willing to Work With
Long story short, I'm willing to pretty much work with any fandom that I've made a fanfic or oneshot for unless stated otherwise. The reason I say this is because there are going to be fandoms that I write fanfics for but am neither confident nor comfortable enough to do commissions for. This is merely out of personal preference and because of the simple fact that not everyone has the same mindset, headcanons, thoughts, and opinions on certain things when it comes to canon.
Rules & Guidelines
- I will not write smut for any underage characters, shota, or loli. This is equally true if the characters have child-like bodies or features, but lack an age canonically. We need to stop romanticizing, fetishizing, and sexualizing pedophilia. Period. If you're writing the stuff because you're a Trauma Survivor, then that is perfectly fine. But not every Trauma Survivor is exactly the same (meaning that some find this content uncomfy).
- I am okay with writing rape. I will not write the rape victim falling in love with her rapist, though. That is a boundary I will not cross. Not now, not ever.
- I will not anything pertaining to the Omegavevrse. This is merely due to people writing it for the sake of Mpreg and smut without doing any real worldbuilding. This is a very tasteless and repetitive take on an interesting concept. But that is just me.
- I am okay with writing wolf shapeshifters, werewolves, lycanthropy, etc. In fact, I love writing supernatural stuff. Vampires, Werewolves, Witches, Demons, etc. Same is equally true with God-like creatures, deities, demi-gods, etc.
- I will not write anything pertaining to RPF (Real Person Fiction). This honestly just makes me super uncomfy tbh. While I do genuinely love seeing Markiplier interact with Jacksepticeye, I do not want to read or write anything with them getting freaky and shit. That is just weird.
- I am okay with writing stuff for WWE, TNA, AEW, etc. The reason for this is because the characters, themselves, are fictional. Rhea Ripley is a fictional character. LA Knight is a fictional character. Finn Balor is a fiction character. The Hardy Boyz are fictional characters. There are wrestling figures I will not write for, however, such as Brock Lesnar or Vince McMahon or Hulk Hogan.
- I will not romaticize, fetishize, or sexualize problematic themes such as pedophilia, misogynism, racism, LGBTphobia, ableism, Stockholm syndrome, rape, sexual assault, suicidal idealization, etc. I am one of those trauma survivors who does not find most of these things kinky, sexy, cute, or worth masturbating over. But that is just me. If you want these topics written in a sexual manner, then please go elsewhere.
- I am okay with writing about problematic themes such as LGBTphobia, misogyny, sexism, racism, etc. I am willing to write things pertaining to dark themes and problematic topics. In fact, I have written stuff pertaining to suicide idealization, rape, death, misogyny, and LGBTphobia more than once. HOWEVER! I always make sure to do my research on things that I am unfamiliar with out of respect for those who have dealt with such things firsthand.
- I will not do crossovers at all. And by this, I mean as in ... like ... a Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon crossover where Son Goku + Usagi Tsukino interact or Resident Evil/Silent Hill where Leon S. Kennedy + James Sunderland interact and what have you. This is merely for simplicity's sake on my end more than anything.
- I am okay with doing Fandom-Specific AUs. And by this, I mean doing something ... like ... a Pokemon AU for Bleach where only the Pokemon, themselves, show up in the Bleach universe and determining which Bleach characters would have what Pokemon. In fact, I very much love doing this kind of stuff and find it to be incredibly self-indulgent and helps flesh out character development and worldbuilding all the more.
How to Contact Me
The best way to contact me would be through Bluesky, Pillowfort, or Tumblr. You will then communicate with me on what you want and whether I will accept/deny the Commission. Once we finish communicating, I will get the ball rolling on getting your commission started.